10 THINGS A GIRL DOESN'T WANNA HEAR ON A FIRST DATE

10. I have a level 70 paladins and a level 80 cleric.

9. I'm not married, but I have a few kids, and they really want a mommy.

8. I think I love you. Wanna make a suicide pact?

7. I live in my parents basement.

6. I've never really had a steady job.

5. Don't worry my wife is on a business trip

4. I know how it feels to be uncomfortable around guys, from when I was in jail.

9. I have a sh!t fetish, will you take a dump on my chest?

2. My mom is my best friend, you'll understand why when you meet her.

1. Randy thinks you're pretty. Randy wants to sex you up tonight. Randy wants dessert.

X to the MASS

I think Xmas is called Xmas for a reason,
as a society we have taken the Christ out of Christmas. Now X marks the spot!! How perfect!! I think its really fitting that its an X which to me stands for "wrong". Or if you make the hand gesture of an X below your waist it means SUCK IT!....yah its really does, watch some wrestling if you don't believe me!

I really dislike Xmas, I'm sure Christmas had meaning before it turned into a corporate time of year where people are obligated to spend a lot of money. Its retarded, it causes all kinds of stress to so many families. Especially for me, because I come from a broken home and there is all kinds of lies, animosity and pain attached to family for me. I wish I could just cut out all of the B.S but unfortunately you can't change people and you can't change your genetics.

As far as I'm concerned it should be about spending time with your loved ones, especially the people you don't get to see that often. NOT what you buy and how much money you spent. Any gift given should be heart-felt or helpful to the person you love. And you should only give a gift if you want to, I don't want a spite gift or a pride gift.

My point is I don't think we need a special occasion to get each-other gifts or do nice things for each-other.

Trina lost weight and lost her tan???

Proof

He looks very proud of his woman.

LOVE YOU SOME BIG WOMEN

As a disclaimer I think that more people should love woman who are festively plump, or just have a healthy appetite. It seems as though the bone rack look is more popular than it should be. Images on magazines are photo-shopped to perpetuate this extremely unattainable look. What’s more upsetting is that there is a discrepancy between cultures/ races on how thin they want they’re woman to look. From my personal observation Caucasian and Asian women are expected to be as thin as possible. But it seems if you have African heritage if you sport an extra 10 – 50 lbs , it’s A-Ok, even encouraged. Basically, the darker your skin is the heavier you can be and still thought of as attractive. If you are white and you have an extra 30+ pounds on you, you will attract a darker skinned mate. This is my observation I don't know of any studies to back my claims. I can only go by what I see on T.V. the types of women cast in roles in studio movies and couples in the mall. Also from living in 3 major Canadian cities and having several friends with various backgrounds.

It seems to me that white boys like they’re ladies boney unless they are from a culture that enjoys the culinary arts. Black guys and Latino's enjoy themselves a full figured voluptuous woman. For example if you look at a black guys, who has a white girlfriend, she tends to be heavier. In fact I’m convinced Black men LOVE big woman. Like not just fat chicks but were talking extra tasty crispy fried chicken big. Like, go get the mail and have a mild heart attack big. When they wear pumps it looks like they’re baking bread. Instead of five-finger discount you get the "fake pregnant lady" discount. Or the find the crease and shove it in, it all feels the same.

Yeah you get the idea.

Maybe I'm way off base here but, at the end of the day the pressures on woman to look a certain way is just another shitty thing we have to put up with besides our monthly "gift".