10. I have a level 70 paladins and a level 80 cleric.
9. I'm not married, but I have a few kids, and they really want a mommy.
8. I think I love you. Wanna make a suicide pact?
7. I live in my parents basement.
6. I've never really had a steady job.
5. Don't worry my wife is on a business trip
4. I know how it feels to be uncomfortable around guys, from when I was in jail.
9. I have a sh!t fetish, will you take a dump on my chest?
2. My mom is my best friend, you'll understand why when you meet her.
1. Randy thinks you're pretty. Randy wants to sex you up tonight. Randy wants dessert.
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