Sunday, July 15, 2012

RAPE.0

I have ZERO problems with Rape jokes......... RAPE on the other hand; well that's a WHOLE other story!
I addressed this issue in my set last night. Which will be uploaded to YouTube. The fact that everyone and their dog are weighing in on what's inappropriate to make fun of annoys me. COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE. There is and shouldn't be any rules in comedy. If your material doesn’t offend people, you’re not taking any risks. If you're not taking risks then I personally don't respect you as a comedian. There's a difference between condoning heinous acts and making a joke about "said acts". We're just trying to do our jobs. This is coming from someone that has been raped. With anything or anyone it's all about intention. Is the comic trying to hurt someone’s feelings? NO. Are they trying to make the crowd laugh? YES. Do I have rape jokes? Several. Is someone going to be shocked or offended? Let's hope so. People need to stop worrying about the content of comedians material and START worrying more about the people that are going around RAPING people(& getting away with it), law enforcement, criminal lawyers and the judicial system as a whole. Attacking a comedian such as Daniel Tosh is completely misguiding your energy . Stop fucking whining, do something productive, go volunteer at a women's shelter. Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP.
DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER

Monday, January 30, 2012

The white Stuff follow up



Let me just address this Ish right now.....

I had some anonymous dude hit me up about my last blog "The white stuff" with tears in his eyes, accusing me of "man bashing" and he didn't think it was funny. He also stated that I've probably been hurt before and that the best jokes are at the expense of the comedian.


The Blog "The white stuff" is about Jizz and the way it tastes. (I also included a picture of Taylor Swift with a milk mustache, the reasons are painstakingly clear.)

I'm assuming that it was a dude whining about my blog, even tho this particular "dude" is clearly Bitch-made. There's no women on this planet that gets her panties in a wad about males behaving badly and being put on blast about it.

So back to the sack-less hater....

1.Obviously your the type of dude that loves the taste of Jizz. You probably masturbate with your mouth open just so you can catch a hot shot in your mouth.

2. I don't make fun of men I make fun of douche-bags. (Men are great, I love all of them.
Douche-bags are selfish, camera in the mirror posing little pansies, who are overcompensating with bravado because their balls haven't dropped yet.)

3. I can't and don't generally do self deprecating humor because I'm good looking and it doesn't work or make sense. Plus making fun of people, like you that ride the short bus is so much more fun.

4. I'm glad my post offended you, that's the point.

5. Why don't you grow a pair and add a name to your anonymous comment, but first go change your tampon.


I'm Done