Ooooh Heidi Montag addicted to the lime light
She is to fame, what china town is to Louis Vuitton. I must give her credit she is doing a tremendous job of staying in the headlines. Getting 10 procedures done in one day, will certainly do the trick.
Here's what was on her chopping block:
- Baby brow lift
- Botox in and around her forehead
- Shaved her back bone and tissue... "to create a curvier look"
- Nose job #2 (yep, she already put that thing on the chopping block)
- Boob job # 2 - Spencer didn't like playing motor boat anymore :(
- Ass job - for her Ghetto m&tha F*ckas!!
- Fat injections - Lips, cheeks & Nasolbial folds (who the hell thinks of that!?!?)
- Neck Liposuction - What ever happened to "2 chins are better than one?)
- Liposuction- AGAIN!?! Waist, hips & all around her thighs
- Chin reduction - No girl wants to look like Jay Leno
- Ears - No doubt, I don't wanna hear Spencer either!
- Everyone knows you're fake anyway so why not embellish?
- To spite your parents " Hey, Mom & Dad your genes suck! I'm gonna get multiple plastic surgeries to make up for your genetic shortcomings"
- You were hot, and now you're old
- You're tits were up! & now their down :(
- You have a tiny little tail, & you keep attracting people with bestiality fetishes
- Your nose resembles that of Gonzo, from sesame street.
- To start a fulfilling career in porno
- Your mind tells says you're a man, but your body says you're a woman or vice versa
- If you ever want your spawns to resemble you
- If you want to Save money for something altruistic.
- You want to blend in with the regular folk
- You think imperfections give you character
- To not be mistaken for a tranny
- If you want people to like you for your talents and charming personality
- If you are afraid of needles
- Death
- The possibility of looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein
