The white Stuff follow up

Let me just address this Ish right now.....

I had some anonymous dude hit me up about my last blog "The white stuff" with tears in his eyes, accusing me of "man bashing" and he didn't think it was funny. He also stated that I've probably been hurt before and that the best jokes are at the expense of the comedian.


The Blog "The white stuff" is about Jizz and the way it tastes. (I also included a picture of Taylor Swift with a milk mustache, the reasons are painstakingly clear.)

I'm assuming that it was a dude whining about my blog, even tho this particular "dude" is clearly Bitch-made. There's no women on this planet that gets her panties in a wad about males behaving badly and being put on blast about it.

So back to the sack-less hater....

1.Obviously your the type of dude that loves the taste of Jizz. You probably masturbate with your mouth open just so you can catch a hot shot in your mouth.

2. I don't make fun of men I make fun of douche-bags. (Men are great, I love all of them.
Douche-bags are selfish, camera in the mirror posing little pansies, who are overcompensating with bravado because their balls haven't dropped yet.)

3. I can't and don't generally do self deprecating humor because I'm good looking and it doesn't work or make sense. Plus making fun of people, like you that ride the short bus is so much more fun.

4. I'm glad my post offended you, that's the point.

5. Why don't you grow a pair and add a name to your anonymous comment, but first go change your tampon.


I'm Done

THE WHITE STUFF

Some jizz is like milk and some is like snot. Trini’s in fact literally call semen,wait for it....................... cock snot.

Either way many people can agree that no matter the consistency or viscosity it’s pretty disgusting stuff.

And if your one of those people that loves cum, (you should probably stop reading this) so much so, that you gargle before swallowing.

Then I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re probably one of the following:

· A freaky slutbag

· A rabid dog or

· Extremely hungry.

Either way you’re a weirdo and you probably like shitting on glass tables and rusty trombones…

What I’m saying is you probably wouldn’t mind the taste of someone else’s fecal matter caressing your mouth. Or the taste of shit, all up in your grill.

Here’s what I don’t get, a lot of men that I know claim to have NEVER tasted man mayo. As if it doesn’t even come out of there bodies. Come on now! You’re acting like semen is rare and it only grows off the coast of some far off land in a galaxy far far away.

Gimme a break! I can guarantee cross contamination has occurred, at least once before a man has reached the age of 16.

Listen tasting your own sperm doesn’t make you gay, tasting other guys sperm does!!

Just because you know what it tastes like only makes you a tinsy bit gay not “Liberace gay”

For those that don’t know what spunk tastes like I’d like to enlighten you

Here’s the chemical formula of baby gravy

Simple ball butter recipe:

1 part green banana

1 part baking soda

1 part salt

3 parts warm water

Some jizz is gamier than others but that’s the basic recipe

For guys that smoke add one part javex

For guys that eat junk food and red meat add another part salt

For East & West Indians, add one part curry

Now here’s the problem

If for whatever reason you are that guy that doesn’t kiss a girl after she sucks your dick for fear of cross contamination.(because you think its disgusting too)

YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED EVER!!!! If its so gross why would you expect someone to go down on you in the first place you douche-turd!

Listen, SHE’S NOT A HOOKER!!! SHE JUST DID YOU A FAVOR

At least give her a kiss of appreciation!!!

I don’t’ get how a guy scoffs at the idea of even trying just a drop of cum and expect a girl to take the whole load and swallow with a grin, like it’s a mother fucking delicacy. And act like this batch of baby gravy is the last thing they’re ever gonna taste.

It’s not crystal, you can’t really call it dick champagne. That’s false advertising.

But if it WAS, I’d be drunk right now!!!!! Beleiii dat!

Ok some people enjoy the taste and that’s cool, cocks can be fine I get it, you’re horny etc….

And maybe God made it taste bad for a very good reason, god hates chicken heads. Just kidding, God loves everyone its because it wasn’t meant to go in your mouth its meant to go in your vagina, so this horrible race of human beings can keep on multiplying.

Peace