SICK YOUR DUCK

THERES NO SUCH THING AS  BAD BLOW JOB...

Yes I said it, it was a direct quote from a man I once knew. I believe it to be true. I do, period.

But I'm always up for debate.....

If your one of those guys that criticized me about my last piece because you were trippin about having a bad B.J. experience. I truely feel sorry for you, life must really be rough.  For such a good thing to be thought as BAD, it must of been a horific experience. OOOH  wait , hold that thought...I digress. It doesn't make any sense for me to feel sorry for you. Okay, you caught me, I was being sarcastic the whole time. 

Fair enough, if she or he... left teeth marks on your dick or you no longer can procreate then that may just fall into the bad head category. But you shouldn't have pulled the whole head push maneuver in the first place. You can't force a BJ if someone didn't want to go down on me, I'm not gonna make them!

If your going down and don't want to, the results WILL be lackluster if anything "results" at all!!!  If I'm really hurting for some play and you don't want to participate, I'm looking at the front door, feel free to leave, I don't  give a fuck (no pun intended);  

I'd rather "touch it twice" and get guaranteed results. I do it all the time anyway so, no harm, no foul.

Another bad blow job scenario could happen when you're literally fucking her face and choking a bitch out, and some teeth got in the way,then you deserve that shit!

And if you're having the opposite problem and she (I'm not using he because a gay man would never do this) is blowing on your dick like a dandelion, like she's trying to pollinate your bedroom with pre-jizz?!?!?  Yes, this DOES happens!! I was shocked too.

Then may I suggest not patrolling high schools for some poon, can anybody say statutory??  You don't need to trick a naive 15 year old girl into a bj, some women love to sing a little cock kareoke.

If NONE of the above applies to you and your still complaining about getting bad blow jobs. Then Ill leave you with this piece of wisdom-

Obviously your a whiney little bitch and you may NEVER be satisfied. Be happy that someone is willing and able it to put your cock in their mouth. ThURRR are NUF  guys that are heinously disfigured or anti-social freakshows that are  PRAYING to Allah, jesus, Jah or whoever is listening, to get their knob gobbed on.  Don't trip over a good thing. At least she found your dick, SON!

its a blow JOB! Its no coincidence that it is referred to as a JOB. Because its work! I always say, sucking dick aint free! You wind up paying for it in one way or another. So what kind of payment or beneficial arrangement did you secure for this work? Or did you? You can always find a chicken head to volunteer her services.  They are not hard to find, I see them every weekend and in the every mall parking lot. if your getting random bitches to lick your dick than you sure as hell shouldn't be complaining bout it. Like the old term your mom used to tell you, you get what you pay for. Who knew it would apply so well to oral sex? ! ;-)

P.S. The mystery guy who told me several times that there is NO such thing as a bad blow job was my ex boyfriend so......... take that as you will.