You might be a Rapist if.....

(Before or during or after insertion)

· They’re drunk and your NOT!
· If you consider the drink vodka with a splash of Rohypnol
THE ULTIMATE PANTY REMOVER

· They’re sleeping WHILE you're trying to get it in
You have picture albums of people you don't even know
· She’s completely SILENT the whole time
· If she says Ewwww more than once whenever you talk to her
Everyone considers you the "nice" guy
· If she laughs when you tell her you wanna eat her out
If she's above a 7 and your below a 3
·IF YOU PHYSICALLY CHASE HER
If you look like this guy or have a trucker hat tan or have worn trucker hats everyday for a week straight at some point in your life.!!!!
· When you recall the “sex”, the term “force” gets thrown around
· If they don’t remember in the morning
· Tears of any variety!!!!!!
· If you ever think, “ I can’t believe this is happening!!!”- they probably cant either
· If you thought after she just broke up with her boyfriend – "now’s my chance!"
· He/she says “NO”,
“ I don’t like you like that”,
“I’m saving that part for marriage”
“I find you repulsive”,
“but you’re my cousin”- anything along those lines…