- · They’re drunk and your NOT!
- · If you consider the drink vodka with a splash of Rohypnol THE ULTIMATE PANTY REMOVER
- · They’re sleeping WHILE you're trying to get it in
- You have picture albums of people you don't even know
- · She’s completely SILENT the whole time
- · If she says Ewwww more than once whenever you talk to her
- Everyone considers you the "nice" guy
- · If she laughs when you tell her you wanna eat her out
- If she's above a 7 and your below a 3
- ·IF YOU PHYSICALLY CHASE HER
If you look like this guy or have a trucker hat tan or have worn trucker hats everyday for a week straight at some point in your life.!!!!- · When you recall the “sex”, the term “force” gets thrown around
- · If they don’t remember in the morning
- · Tears of any variety!!!!!!
- · If you ever think, “ I can’t believe this is happening!!!”- they probably cant either
- · If you thought after she just broke up with her boyfriend – "now’s my chance!"
- · He/she says “NO”,
- “ I don’t like you like that”,
- “I’m saving that part for marriage”
- “I find you repulsive”,
- “but you’re my cousin”- anything along those lines…
- · If she calls you daddy, and YOU ARE IN FACT HER FATHER!
- · If you wear Ed hardy, cologne or otherwise
- · If you think no means yes
- · If your socks were on the whole time!!!!!!!
- · If you have a mustache
- · If you drive a VAN!!!!!!
- If you have a likeness to Scott Dysick
or Christian Bale in American 
psycho
- You're the strong, silent type.........
- YOU JERK OFF MORE THAN 3 TIMES A DAY
